Volume 4 - August 2000
Hi, everyone. I'm Hawt Lipz, and I have been asked to write a bit on the dirt of the Non-Pvp Realm on Hub BBS. Since nobody will have me in their gang, I can dis everyone! Gonna try to make this a once a month deal now that I am back from my break. Guess someone likes my stuff!
Non-Pvp realms are kinda strange. No great dirt on who killed who, but man.. there are some very wild stories out there.
Like this one.... What Top 10 player has been seen escorting a certain lady Ranger into a discrete hideaway? Those two are gone for days at a time... She says they are just killing monsters, with an occasional boss or two. From the way he talks about her, I think they are doing a lot more than that!
In another corner of the realm, there are catfights breaking out over a Half-Elf Druid who just made the Top 10 this week. He has at least three ladies of the realm in total lust with him, with a fourth that is no longer in sight. The Druid who wanted him so bad chased the Gypsy right out of the Realm! So now, it is down to the Druid, a wanna-be wussy Ninja, and a beautiful Half-Elf Bard with a soft, seductive voice. He rarely says a word... hardly even acknowledging all the fuss. I just wish he would make his choice and sweep one off her feet!
Speaking of wussy wanna-be's, did anyone else notice the new last name of one of our Ninjas? Well, I sure did, and I had to ask her how she earned such a name. Seems she had been invited to follow two of the big guns of the realm into an area she could not survive in on her own. Having special powers that would whisk her to safety when she got into trouble helped her survive a lot. Well, one morning, she woke up in her safe place. In a daze, she tried to run back to where her handsome escorts would be able to pick her up. Normally, this was an easy run... but... she failed to take one thing into account. Regen time! She ran right into one of the two nasty bosses that stood in her way... and dragged him right into the second one. She snapped her fingers and got away safely. Not more than a half hour later, the larger (and much furrier) of her two escorts broadcast a message over their special channel, "What dumb ass dragged the mage in on top of the priest?" Well, our little wuss had to admit her stupidity, and face the loss of her privilege. She now wears her shame for all to see. Perhaps next time she will check to see if her charming escorts are even in the Realm before attempting such a feat!
Meanwhile, there is a certain Cleric who has been seen keeping company with a beautiful Bard. Who will win her attentions? The silent, distant Druid or the courageous, generous Cleric who has been by her side since she entered the Realm. She does find him incredibly fascinating... hmmm......
Well, time for me to get back to work! If you have any hot tips for me, send me some mail!!!
Hawt Lipz
Level 22 Half-Elf Bard
Darling of My Gang
