Volume 5 - September 2000
Hi, everyone. I'm Hawt Lipz, and I have been asked to write a bit on the dirt of the Non-Pvp Realm on Hub BBS. Since nobody will have me in their gang, I can dis everyone! I even got hate mail from my last issue - plus a really nice fan letter. Guess I am hitting close to home, eh?
Our lady ranger lost her escort! As cozy as the two were in their secure little hideaway, he was finally lured out. Things do seem to have cooled off a lot between the two of them. There are rumors that he has been sporting several new scratches, and his Nekojin friend is missing chunks of fur. Neither one will say what happened, but.. I will find out!
Our wussy wanna-be ninja has had a fair share of adventures lately. She always seems to be in the middle of it. First, she got tossed to the curb by the handsome, silent Paladin and the limp-wristed tree-hugging Druid. *I* think it had a lot to do with her habit of getting separated, and needing a rescue! She teamed up with the jilted Master Huntress, and has been seen giving her former escorts frequent tastes of her sharp sense of humor. Her tears have now turned to barbs.
This morning, they had a great adventure. They killed two bosses that had always given them fits. Now, if Ms. Wussy had stayed put, I bet it would not have taken them two tries each at the deranged priest and gibbering mage. So, this evening, they decided to go try to solo the dreaded black dragon. It was a horrible fight, right down to the wire. Our brave girls were amply rewarded with a box of rocks and coins... and a dragon totem. Ms. Wussy had no clue what she had found, and thought it was just another rock.. so, she flushed it!! Yep.. she took it right to the Rubbish Bin in Khazarad, dropped it on the floor along with the pretty stones, and pulled that lever. Groans were audible from the realm!
Ever wondered how the biggest gang in the realm could possibly stand to be around the steeenkiest creature ever made? I sure have. Though, it is also the home of that other female thing that wants Mr. Wussy Tree-Hugger.. the one that drove my friend away from the realm. I guess if they can stand her, the unique aroma of the gang leader is a no-brainer. I mean... this guy dines on beans and beer, and then wonders why the realm reeks!
Our top cleric recently celebrated his new position at #1 on MudCentral's Top Clerics. He is a constant companion of a certain very lovely, seductive bard... It is said she sings him only the most inspiring songs, though, she has been caught on several occasions dancing for him in just a beaded belt and a carved ivory mask!
Well, time for me to get back to work! If you have any hot tips for me, send me some mail!!!
Hawt Lipz
Level 34 Half-Elf Bard
Darling of My Gang
