Hi, everyone. I'm Hawt Lipz, and I have been asked to write a bit on the weekly dirt of the Realm. It has been rather quiet lately, but I still have some juicy tidbits for you. First the updates on the stories from last time.
Hmmmm... let's see... our little Forest Queen is now completely solo. Nobody will have her it seems. Even her dashing former escort has been ignoring her lately. He prefers the company of the silent Paladin and limp-wristed Druid. Must have something to do with the musty odor about her.. Wonder when Meia will offer perfume for sale? She tried the stuff n the shimmering vial, but it did not make her smell alluring at all.
Our wussy wanna-be ninja is back with her beloved guys. They took a vote earlier, and tossed her to the curb. Well, they had a change of heart it seems, and now she is back bringing up the finest rear in all the realm. She has been so happy lately, her barbs have almost totally stopped. Wonder what she has been doing in that backrank with the little druid?
Our cross-dresser has been strangely quiet. She has not made a play lately for the limp-wristed tree hugger in weeks. Now, I know we have several new guys in the realm... could her eye have been caught by one of them?
The sweet, seductive bard has been busy, too. Her handsome Cleric companion was out of town recently, so she had the pleasure of entertaining some new friends for a couple of days. Her songs must have been great - even the silent Paladin was offering her juicy treats. She was heard lately to be gazing softly into the eyes of a certain Nekojin Mystic, murmuring something about incredible golden eyes. Her Cleric will be out of town again for a few days... I wonder what juicy treats the beautiful bard will be offered this time!
Hmmm... other little tidbits from the realm... A certain Stranger seems to also have designs on the beautiful bard, but can he compete with the handsome Cleric or the fun-loving Mystic? What slinky Gobbo Priest has been seen cavorting with a high-level Mage and dashing Paladin? She was heard to say, "That Hunk Paladin makes my heart go thump thump :)". Do we have the beginnings of something hot going on in the realm? Stay tuned for more....
Well, time for me to get back to work! If you have any hot tips for me, send me some mail!!! Bye for now!!
Hawt Lipz
Level 50 Dark-Elf Ninja
Darling Leader of My Gang
