Editor's Comment...
Apollo seemed to do a pretty good job last time out. Hawt continues in her vacation, so he has again tried to fill in for her.
Sigh, once again it is my duty to inform you mortals of the life and times of the more prominent members of our realm. Since I can see all, it is a fairly easy task, yet one that I deem quite beneath me. Ah well, I guess we all have duties that we relish. Even Zeus himself had to deal with common people from time to time. Although, his is mostly for pleasure….. Maybe there is a lesson there….
Well at it seems that the springtime showers has all but washed away the nauseating flirting in the realm. Now we can get back to the necessary (and most fun) task of killing the beasties.
Well there are few interesting turns of events that you may wish to know about.
The mighty hairy Cleric and his eloped bride, a very pretty Half-Elf Bard, still seem to be able to elude my sight. I can only gather that the hairy one has prayed to Hera for this shroud of mystery. The Half-Elf Bard did grace us with her pretty face for a short while, only to return to her seclusion as abruptly as she appeared. Seems he is creating some sort of lair for them. Please don't tell me they are about to have offspring!
The Dear ranger and her consort of the Stinky priest have finally stopped professing their love to everyone in the realm. I have even seen her pass the time with other handsome and eligible men in the realm. It also seems that she is not as flirtatious with a certain Don Juan warrior as she used to be. He still flirts with her, but I'm betting he just enjoys watching the Stinky priest get all huffy. I must admit that is quite comical.
The Half-pint paladin and her Don Juan warrior concubine still talk of love and even more hands on activities. Even though they are seen together very rarely, it seem that their feelings have ebbed little. Perhaps absence doth make thy heart grow fonder.
Of course our Forest Queen has not been so lucky with those of the opposite sex. She seems very pre-occupied these days, almost to the point of total distraction as if she has given up on the rites of spring. The Feral Mystic still eludes her capture and does not seem to miss her in the slightest. I am sure that some mind-altering disease is affecting him. I mean, who in their right mind would snub such a beautiful hostess? Hmm.. perhaps he has spent far too much time with that Swishy Elf Druid.
The same could be said for a certain hairy Paladin. He also is all but ignoring the advances of a very devious little ninja. I wonder if someone should warn him about the fury of a woman scorned. Nah, I think I shall make a wager with Aries on the outcome of this. How I enjoy taking money from that brute.
The Shark and his buggy partner are almost at blows over a certain luminous missy. It seems that my young Moon Goddess daughter is having lots of fun playing them against each other. I am unsure at this moment, but I believe that she is falling for the Shark. I'm still holding my judgement on this matter. It is doubtful that he is worthy of sharing a bed with one that has come from my loins, but miracles have happened before. Only time will tell.
It seems that a new Spicy priestess has been welcomed into our realm. The flirtatious Mousey Missy jumped on this hot new prospect extremely quickly. Showering her with gifts and advice. The priestess at first was very worried about his forwardness, but quickly warmed up to him. However, is she just playing him for the fool? He should be used to this by now. After all it was only last month when my elder Colorful daughter kicked him to the curb most abruptly. While the mouse is away the cat will play. The Spicy priestess has also been seen sharing some intimate time with a Witchy preditor. It seems that this new woman will fit right in with our band of girls here. She has the making of a soap opera already. She will be fun to keep an eye on.
Ahh… I've saved the best for last. My dearest love, the Goddess of the Dead, has come back to our humble world. I am sure that her feelings for me are as strong as ever. How can anyone resist my charm? While her duties in the nether world keep her very busy, she does stop in from time to time when the mood strikes her.
Well, it is time once again for my daily flight across the sky. My noble steeds and gleaming chariot are waiting with impatience. Look to the heavens at me in wonder. Yet do not stare to long, for too much of my beauty at one sitting shall surely blind you.
